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Joke of the Day

"In my experience, less than 40% of people wearing ""Duke"" sweatshirts are actual dukes."

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"I made my first snowman today... It was so white it's already been nominated to Trump's Cabinet."

"How did Steve get the clues? Blew the dog"

"What do you call an Irish lesbian? Good with the Gaelic."

"Optimism? Sure, it's worth a try. I don't see how acting like an eye doctor is gonna help, but whatever."

"Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why is it on fire ?"

"I love meeting new people. Not you. Don't touch me."

"I told my boyfriend to ""Stop paying games with my card"" He said shut up!, i hate Backstreet boys."

"It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July."