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Joke of the Day
"In my experience, less than 40% of people wearing ""Duke"" sweatshirts are actual dukes."
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"What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get? Mourning wood! :)"
"Strangers are friends you haven't met yet. Friends are lovers you haven't kissed yet. Lovers are corpses you haven't killed yet."
"When your coworker tells you they are getting a divorce a high five is not the right answer. Or so I've been told. Twice now."
"Two clowns are running for public office... It's funny for me though because I live in Canada."
"I tried making a belt that had a watch for a buckle ... it was a waist of time."
"At Starbucks I order under the name Godot. Then leave."
"What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder? No whey!"
"I once heard that ""Time flies like an arrow."" But all I knew was that fruit flies like a banana."
"Besides tweeting during this job interview, what would you say is your biggest weakness?"