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Joke of the Day

"Two clowns are running for public office... It's funny for me though because I live in Canada."

"I once heard this joke about corn It was a-maizeing"

"I got a facial tonight by hovering over the boiling water before throwing in the mac n cheese."

"I asked a German girl her number. Apparently, it was 999-999-9999."

"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now."

"What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian."

"Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms? Thunder storms just *sound* better"

"If you wear a tie with a short sleeve shirt you can walk into any RadioShack and start working."

"What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine? They both have a hard time pulling off a twist."

"A kiss can make your day Anal can make your hole weak"