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Joke of the Day
"There are no atheists in parking lots where you've dropped your phone face down on the asphalt."
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"Earth: ""You're causing tidal waves!"" Moon: ""So?"" Earth: ""I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation!"" Moon: ""Very funny."""
"OK THERE. DID I PASS YOUR STUPID SOBRIETY TEST YET? Cop: Sir, you're still laying on the ground where you fell down."
"10101 = 20 Sorry, I'm a bit high right now."
"Ya man, it is weird that your wife started wearing the same cologne I wear."
"Go to racist joke, what's yours? Two unemployed Irishmen walk past a police notice board with ""two black men wanted for rape"" first one says ""fucking niggers get all the best jobs"""
"A pessimist, optimist and feminist Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty Feminist: The glass is raped"
"are you a broken air freshener Because you aren't making any scents"
"How did the fruits get married? They Cantaeloped!"
"I saw a kid getting bullied by 4 people, so I decided to help out. He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us."