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Joke of the Day

"What do Mountain folk do on Halloween? Pumpkin."

"People say... People say I'm not a fun loving person. Well some nights I am, some I'm not. That's all folks! I'll be sitting on the bleachers if any one needs me!"

"Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't? Because he's been snooping around."

"[meeting at amc network] ""Okay so how can we make everyone in Walking Dead look like they smell even worse this season?"""

"29 and 30 had a fight. 31."

"Me: Sometimes you need to pick yourself up, dust yourself off, enfarcorate, and move on. You know what I'm saying? Friend: ..."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Hit that faggot with your car."

"a friend took Exlax and viagra at the same time... .. he didnt know if he was coming or going."

"Perhaps Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station."

"s/o to the fact that ketchup is a smoothie b/c tomatoes are fruits lol DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING DID U FRIES OMNOMNOM"