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Joke of the Day

"Mom, Daughter and Neighbour Daughter: ""Hey mom, I just found out the guy next door has a penis like a peanut."" Mom : ""Really! Is it that small?"" Daughter: ""Nope. It's salty!"""

"Why would a needle even be in a haystack? Who sews in a barn?"

"Joke of the Day 6/11/14 A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food in here."""

"I'm very patient in the way that I can last 45 minutes trying to fix something before I have to pound the shit out of it with a hammer."

"Why do chat fail always look fake Because they are"

"If the government keeps doing nothing for much longer, it will get its own reality show on E!"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Roadkill Barbie ...unrecognizable"

"You might not be a Bulls fan, but I know you felt it when this D rose."

"What's the best part about child molestation jokes? You don't understand it until you're older!"

"My friend asked me if he was gay... I didn't know how to give him a straight answer."