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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjork ! Bjork who ? Bjork in the USSR !"

"To get your ""porn star name,"" take the street you grew up on and see whether it's in a low-income area with a high rate of domestic abuse."

"Q: What do a clitoris an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss all three."

"It Looks Like a Booger But it's SNOT!"

"Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends? Because Paracetamol on fire."

"Q. How do you make a dead baby float? A. 1 scoop of ice cream and 2 scoops of dead baby."

"An old Jewish man asked me for directions. I didn't really care where he was going, so I told him it was straight on until the third reich."

"If cancer is ever cured it'll probably be because of the people who liked all of the Facebook statuses that are against cancer."

"What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson? One of them got shot for touching a kid."

"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."