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Joke of the Day

"What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ? 100 way to wok your dog."

"Sidebar rule: Reposts are allowed... ...and clear statement that you want to take credit for someone else's work."

"This day in history. 1924. Franz Kafka died after a surrealistically charged life which should have its own adjective. Kafkastic? Kafkable?"

"Did you know diarrhea is inherited? It runs in your genes."

"I been working on my summer bod: it the same as my regular body, but this time more popsackles in it."

"Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in."

"Never get a circumcision from an unqualified professional It's a rip off"

"A friend and I were playing chess, and we wanted to make things interesting. So we stopped playing chess."

"Not sure if my bed is calling me or if its the girl I left handcuffed all day"

"Hello? Yes, this is the chair store calling, are you sitting down? No? well"