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Joke of the Day

"3 Statisticians Go Hunting They eventually spot a deer. The first shoots 5 meters above his head. The second shoots 5 meters below his head. Then the third yells out ""We Got Him!"""

"What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? The fire department."

"What is a uppercase 'i'? Pointless."

"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf coffe... you racist"

"A blind man walks into the bar... And the table... And the chair..."

"what's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? beer nuts are $1.69 and deer nuts are under a buck"

"Who built King Arthur's round table Sir Cumference"

"Break-Ups How do functions Break-Up? They stop calling each other."

"My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body 207, 206, 207, 206, 207......"

"Why isn't Hungary's capital city called ""Very"""