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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much But in the end it doesn't even matter"

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFHQzwNMo_Q klk utede dicen"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ? Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !"

"<-- Spends a good 10 minutes removing the stuffed animals from my bed before we get down to business. But Rupert stays, he likes to watch."

"What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat? One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different"

"So Donald Trump is running for President..."

"saying monkeys r ur favorite animal is basically saying u like a shorter, hairier version of urself who can only communicate by screaming"

"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked."

"OMG another Chilean just got voted out of the mine, can't wait to see who wins"

"I don't really like coffee It's just not my cup of tea"