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Joke of the Day

"I've decided I'll never get down to my original weight I'm okay with that. After all, 6lbs, 3oz, is just not realistic."

"Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart."

"How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?"

"What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick? Nah brah, tadah brah!"

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free"

"What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tank? Men, get in the tank."

"In honour of Back To The Future, I just went back in time one hour. That's the joke."

"[Turing Test] Tester: Let's start with an easy one, the square root of 29241? Subject: 171! Tester: Subject: I meant, idk math is hard. lol"

"A dyslexic man ... ... walks into a bra"

"Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!"