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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free"
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"I had a three way the other night.... Had a couple no shows, but I still had a good time."
"What's Brown and Sticky A stick"
"If you take longer than 10 seconds at the hand dryer, I will wipe my hands on the back of your shirt."
"What is true and false at the same time? This"
"Two Russian kgb operatives are also in a tank One turns to the other and says ""gurgle gurgle"" and they both drown..."
"""Do you know how fast you were going?"" 75 in a 55. I'm sorry officer. ""Get out of the car."" *Cop cuddles driver* ""Stop doing this. I worry."""
"Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week."
"""You the bomb!"" ""No you the bomb!"" A compliment in America, an argument in the middle east."
"ME [struggling]: skinny jeans, skinny jeans, let me in SCARED DENIM: don't come back till you're thinny, thin, thin"