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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter? Isisicles"
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"A giraffe walks into a bar... The giraffe trips and falls over, the bartender says, ""what's that lyin over there."" And someone replies, ""that's not a lion, that's a giraffe."""
"My friend Matt really likes bullfighting. Specifically, Mattadores bullfighting"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapus"
"How is /r/jokes like the green movement? Reuse and Recycle"
"If I'm in a public bathroom and someone else in that same bathroom is on the phone and states that they are ANYWHERE ELSE, I flush my toilet"
"My dad hasn't uncrossed his arms since I was born."
"The main reason I tell my daughter that beauty is on the inside is because I'm in charge of her ponytail in the mornings."
"Today I saw a 'missing dog' post on the entrance door of a ... ... chinese restaurant."
"I finally figured out what every woman wants. It's security. Thats what they are yelling everytime I talk to them."