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Joke of the Day

"Luke use the father - Nuke I am your force Yay twist on words, so funneh. My friends says i'm hilarous."

"What do you call it when water is poured over a clock? Time dilution."

"I want to cover you in expensive things like gasoline."

"Anybody ever taken a Billy may's poop everytime you think it's over it's like but wait there's more"

"I just learned that you can get drunk from Kangaroo meat! I'm pretty sure it has something to do with all the hops."

"What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics? Legs"

"How do you call black man that is flying a plane? a pilot, you racist"

"Friend: Dude, you need to get into her pants. Me: [imagining how soft her leggings would feel over my thighs] YES"

"I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time."

"Don't you hate it when you don't know something and have no way of finding out? We need some kind of... global information network."