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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when water is poured over a clock? Time dilution."
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"I want to be cremated... So I can finally have a smoking hot body!!"
"What did the man without a voice box say?"
"""You're what you eat"" So say hello to your new Mum ;)"
"What is the temperature of the average coffin? 6 Below"
"People make me sick, unless you cook them properly."
"If you ever get a job at a bank, take care not to slice your hand open while handling notes and coins. If that happens, you'll be sure to get a pay cut."
"My girlfriend and I tried Anal sex for the first time today. It was a little ruff at first but I'm finally managing to sit down again."
"Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party? They're always on the lookout for a tight seal."
"Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple? Because he couldn't get a date!"