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Joke of the Day
"What did they call Hitler when he swam? Adolfin"
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"Hair so long she accidentally flushed herself down the toilet"
"Classic How do you make a Ice Cream man sad? - - - - - - Kill his family."
"""Well guys, I gotta get going."" -Why? ""My wife hits me if I don't wash the dishes."" -And you *let* her hit you? ""OF COURSE NOT!!! I always wash them."""
"For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake."
"Have you been to Iran? You shouldn't go, I heard they don't like Joggers there."
"What is zombie's favorite hiking snack? Entrail mix"
"Did you know i DJ? Yeah, but I only do it every unce in a while."
"My favorite pickup line... the Ford F Series"
"An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears that this is true."