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"My favorite pickup line... the Ford F Series"
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"4 story building in Philadelphia being demolished collapses on top of Goodwill store with 14 people inside. One dead, thirteen injured, twenty-nine taken to the hospital."
"The man who invented the ""VELCRO"" died today.... ...RIP."
"So it's legal to sleep on a pillow but illegal to hold it over someone's face until they die? Ugh, government"
"What does the snicker say to the other snicker? DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!"
"I had sex with both of the Olsen twins. But that was before they were famous."
"According to this box of cereal I am a family of 13 eating breakfast"
"Two antennas met on a roof... they fell in love, and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was excellent."
"Three men walk into a bar... ... the fourth one ducks. edit: grammar"
"Overheard a teenager watching Armageddon for the 1st time (after Bruce Willis blows up): ""lol at least the hot one lived (Ben Affleck)."""