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Joke of the Day
"Classic How do you make a Ice Cream man sad? - - - - - - Kill his family."
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"Did a little math tonight. Need to do 3,527 hours of cardio to get down to my ideal weight by summer, and not consume any calories."
"Hello 911? Yeah, my wife accidentally fell off a cruise ship 3 months ago"
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning Hippy? Because he was too far out, man."
"If you're a comedian named Luke and your 1st album isn't named Luke Who's Talking, I don't even know why you got into this game at all."
"On a scale of 1 to 10 on the hungover scale I'm at ""can't handle this conversation with my mom about a hickey."""
"I have a rude joke about Canadians! Sorry?"
"Wife: we need to improve our home Me: agreed Wife: remodeling the kitchen should be top priority Me: [crosses out ""get more dogs""] obviously"
"How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way."
"How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye? Looking for love in all the wrong places."