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Joke of the Day

"Classic How do you make a Ice Cream man sad? - - - - - - Kill his family."

"I like to end all my phone calls with ""Ok, I'll see you later on at the party!"" and then quickly hang up. Let them figure it out."

"I'm happiest when people tell me ""Don't be a hero"" because there's absolutely no way I'm going to disappoint them."

"If the State of the Union is really ""the best it's ever been"" Why do we ""need"" dozens of new government programs to fix it!"

"Rectum, damn near killed him! I always hear this punchline, without the build up part. What are some variations on this classic joke?"

"Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ? Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday !"

"I know you've been looking at porn if you're staring at the Google homepage when I walk in."

"How come Star Trek fans never grow out of it? They always just Klingon to it"

"What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head? A eunucorn."

"What's the difference between a customer and a weatherman? One knows he's not always right."