1985
Joke of the Day
"Me: *to dog* what should I wear today bud? Dog: *pants*"
Next Joke
"For the english - What do you call a girl with 2 cunts? NdubZ"
"HEY YOU! If you hadn't clicked this link you would be reading something else right now."
"Crush: ""Hey!"" Me: *Retard mode activated*"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ? Cantaloupe with you tonight !"
"Went to a parade. For an hour, bored people on floats waved. For an hour, My 2-year-old waved back. It was the greatest day of her life."
"Why do woman make terrible truck drivers? Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver."
"Driving I hate when I'm driving at a reasonable fucking speed and some asshole behind me is frantically trying to get around me. Oh you have to go put out a fire? We all have places to go buddy."
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they don't get mistaken for feminists."
"Parachute for sale Used once, never opened, small stain"