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"Crush: ""Hey!"" Me: *Retard mode activated*"
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"the reason I'd like a female president because I'm sick of america getting fucked in the ass."
"What's the difference between a happy person and ET? A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light"
"NSFW What's the problem... ...with licking a bald pussy? Trying to put the nappy back on."
"Q: What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season? A: Russian"
"Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !"
"The woman who will be on the $10 bill has been announced and it's. . . Caitlyn Jenner-Hamilton"
"Aren't horses just Eunuchorns?"
"My dentist told me I grind at night I was unaware he even saw me at the club"
"What's Bill Clinton's favorite instrument to play? His whore Monica."