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Joke of the Day
"Parachute for sale Used once, never opened, small stain"
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"""Wow, you're tall.. Do you play basketball?"" ""Wow, you're short. Do you play mini golf?"""
"The only thing standing between you and your dreams is insomnia."
"If a white woman goes to the Caribbean and doesn't get cornrows did the trip even happen?"
"this one is courtesy of a friend of mine... so did you hear about ku klux kineeval(sorry if ,misspelled)... ...he tried to jump 20 black guys while on a steamroller!"
"Describe yourself in three words. I am a rebel."
"You play the victim so well, I'm surprise you don't carry around your own piece of chalk."
"Mum thinks she's Dad. **Dad:** Honey, where oh where is a pair of my underwear? **Mum:** Your underwear is under there. **Dad:** Under where? **Mum:** Yes."
"Incredible Hulk Experiment-Day 13 Just woke up. Still not a Hulk. Looks like I ate all those moldy bagels for nothing. -Research Continues"
"I'm sad because I don't have an Xbox. Someone console me."