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Joke of the Day

"For the english - What do you call a girl with 2 cunts? NdubZ"

"Me: I'm hot blooded check it and see got a fever of 103! 911: Did u call earlier about having a bad case of loving me? M: maybe 911: stop"

"Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!"

"The difference between being naughty and being kinky Is whether you by your gear at an adult shop or home depot"

"What do you call a girl with two dicks right by her face? Cockeyed. Thought of this one in LA traffic! Hope I made it up..."

"My neighbors have really overgrown trees in their yard and keep their curtains down all the time I think that's pretty shady"

"Why doesn't Oprah Winfrey have sex with her husband? She doesn't have a husband."

"My cross-eyed friend was just diagnosed with depression. I'm not surprised - he never looks forward to anything."

"What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common? Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel."

"I used to think that revenge was a dish best served cold But then I learned that it's an expression meaning to get back at somebody. Courtesy of Norm MacDonald"