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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if you see a bloody baby running through your yard? Stop laughing and reload?"
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"I just took a part time job at a vitamin store... for some supplemental income."
"I LOVE THE IDEA OF BOWSER LOVINGLY FOLDING A FLYING RACCOON SUIT AND PUTTING IT IN A TREASURE CHEST FOR ME TO FIND IN HIS DUNGEON."
"If insanity is doing the same thing over & over and expecting different results, I must be sane cause I don't even like doing things once."
"The Chicago Bears"
"When I was a kid, I really thought piranhas were going to be pretty much a daily concern."
"Donald Trump Will.... Make America Great Again!"
"Click to see something special something special"
"What's colder than ice cream? ISIS"
"I say tomato. You say tomahto. Then I whip out my Webster's dictionary and show you how you pronounced it wrong."