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Joke of the Day

"I LOVE THE IDEA OF BOWSER LOVINGLY FOLDING A FLYING RACCOON SUIT AND PUTTING IT IN A TREASURE CHEST FOR ME TO FIND IN HIS DUNGEON."

"My card got declined buying toilet paper shit."

"End Jokes/Quotes from the tv series QI - Season 1 Short quotes and jokes by Stephen Fry at the end of each episode of the show."

"Two Condoms Two condoms are walking down the street and pass a gay bar. The first condom turns, looks at the other and asks; Wanna get shit faced?"

"Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff? So in the end they didn't even splatter."

"85% of conversations with my mom is trying to figure out who the ""she"" in her story is."

"Whats Hitler's favorite type of joke A roast"

"I came here to kick ass and chew gum... And I've got new, longer-lasting Stride, so we'll be here for a while."

"How do you open a banana safe? With a monkey. ^^^^I'll ^^^^see ^^^^my ^^^^way ^^^^out."

"Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we're going."