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"Costume idea: Dress up like milkshake, wait in the yard."
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"Have you seen www.indecisive.com? Yes and no."
"Cubs fans last night looked more distraught than Patrick Kane's last blind date."
"Steve Harvey"
"My Dad always calls me goldfish... I forget why"
"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry them"
"A lime and banana decided to become a stand-up comedy duo and called themselves ... Key and Peele."
"Today I got a job offer as a Mexican child kidnapper... ...Gracias, pero no pedo."
"I like my women like I like my whiskey: Twelve years old and mixed with coke."