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Joke of the Day
"Today I got a job offer as a Mexican child kidnapper... ...Gracias, pero no pedo."
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"Hey guys I just discovered something... It's called Christopher Columbus. I later robbed and killed him."
"Gave someone a ride to school instead of getting coffee this morning because Mother Teresa has had all the attention long enough."
"whips out Motorola razr and texts mom ""drive me to hot topic or none of my friends will love me"""
"With Easter coming up it has me wondering. Is the Easter bunny a shell for big egg?"
"if a bear is attacking you play dead and then play resurrection this will cause the bear to either worship u or deny ur existence"
"WTF fact- pigeons die when they have sex At least the one I fucked did."
"Did you hear what ubisoft rated assassins creed black flag? They rated it ARrrrrrrr 16."
"North Korea claims to have just tested an H-Bomb Turns out they just discovered Mentos and Diet Coke"
"Did you know that 10% of what Trump says is actually true? Neither does he."