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Joke of the Day

"The hardest thing about working in a restaurant is that your throat is always dry from spitting in everyone's food."

"What's worse than peaking in high school? Climaxing to middle schoolers."

"What does the French chef say to the skeleton? Bony Appetit"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

"With Parkinsons... Every weight is shake weight!"

"When life gave them lemons, the people at countrytime still decided to make artificial bullshit instead of actual lemonade."

"The easiest way to get over someone is with a steamroller."

"What Do You Call a Bad Circumcision? What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip off."

"I finally watched Bokeback Mountain... I learned that when two cowboys go up into the mountains, the sheep have nothing to worry about!"

"When you get turned on by the idea of the government watching you masturbate That's just you feeling Illumi-naughty."