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Joke of the Day
"The easiest way to get over someone is with a steamroller."
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"Nobody loves your text conversation screenshot as much as you do."
"Comment on every picture of someone's dog, ""What is this"""
"If Adam had been gay We would have all been fucked, except Eve"
"Wearin' aviators tells the world you're a bad mamma jamma who ain't afraid to shin kick a terrorist or smoke a lawn flamingo if need be."
"I respect how the Hamburglar was like, ""Hey, I know I'm at rock bottom here, but I'm going to be professional about it and wear a tie."""
"A cop just knocked on my door and said that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes..."
"I don't like referencing Not et al."
"An Irishman walks out of a bar... !!!"
"How do you make a hormone? You pay her. (This was told at my pharmacy school. We laughed and then felt shame afterwards.)"