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Joke of the Day

"What street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph"

"Instead of going to college, just read a pile of books and barely do your laundry. Same thing."

"My 95 year old grandpa was prescribed viagra... To stop him pissing on his slippers and rolling out of bed."

"How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !"

"Today, I saw a sign outside a dental office that said ""We do our business in your mouth"" and I haven't stopped laughing."

"What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time? A crustacean :D :D"

"[NSFW] What do a pizza delivery person and a gynecologist have in common? They both get to smell it, but can't eat it."

"Did you hear about the russian prosititute Nickersonanoff"

"this month's full moon is in virgo. you know what that means: you shouldn't be friends with me because i will tell you shit like this"

"Did you see the President of Russia doing magic tricks outside? He was really Putin on a show"