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"Did you hear about the russian prosititute Nickersonanoff"
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"""Lets put the slowest computer ever into the gas pump & make people answer 15 questions before we allow them to pump gas"" - Pump Engineers"
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"Can't remember the last time I said Happy Birthday using my actual voice."
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