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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the russian prosititute Nickersonanoff"

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate food before it was cool"

"This weather girl is giving the weather report and her titties are blocking the state of Texas. #LoneStartitties"

"Don't hate the game, hate the player who keeps sending you Facebook invites to play the game."

"Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!"

"There should be a trap door at the front of the line for coffee that opens into a pit of fire if you take too long to order."

"What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife? I don't know."

"A sheep walks into a bar. Lots more sheep follow, the barman counts them and falls asleep, the sheep help themselves to free drinks. Genius."

"My grandfather died in Auswitch... He fell out of the guardtower"

"I hate East German Cars I mean, the Trabant was a load of old pants."