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Joke of the Day

"As a fat guy I never really have more pep in my step... But I do occasionally get a little more throttle in my waddle."

"How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything lol"

"I haven't spoken a word to my wife in years. She hates to be interrupted."

"""knock knock."", ""Who's there?"", ""Allah"", ""allah who?"" ""ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!"""

"Past, Present and Future walk into a bar It was tense"

"Did you hear? Broadway is making a theatrical production on puns! It's going to be a *huge* play on words!"

"Diarrhea is too hard to spell so I call it crapplesauce"

"World's most Ridiculous alarm clock http://youtu.be/cHHHpbVJiOE"

"My favourite joke at the moment... How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag? First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get? Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get?"

"Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach? Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan."