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"Why didn't the lesbian cross the road? She didn't have the balls to do it"
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"[Rogue One Spoilers] What is the empire's favorite kind of font? Sans Scarif"
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks ""what do you want?"". The horse, not understanding the English language, takes a shit on the floor and leaves."
"Why are all early birds Catholics? Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms."
"Zebras must be tough to eat. You have to sort through all that light meat and dark meat. Props to this guy at Disney"
"Who is more enthusiastic about performing oral sex, fat men or skinny men? Fat men, they'll eat anything."
"What's your best Bear joke?"
"A decent news site shouldn't have comments. Comments are not news. Just give me the facts. No one needs to know what ahole666 ""thinks."""
"Would you like to know the best way to avoid drama? Just stop going to plays!"
"What's white and can't climb trees? A Refrigerator"