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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!"
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"Gordon Ramsay screamed at me that I didn't know the first thing about seasoning But I took it with a pinch of sugar"
"How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a coloring book, and tell her to color in all the pages with a white crayon."
"Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick!"
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn't exist yet."
"Sometimes I wake up crabby. Sometimes I let her sleep in."
"The worst thing about being bitten by a poisonous spider is... You're probably Australian"
"In a land with no pockets, the man with the fanny pack is king."
"What did the guy say after he finished jacking off? Well that got a load off my mind."