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Joke of the Day

"Why are most weather forecasters men? Because when they promise a foot, you know you're only getting three inches."

"I'd like to thank my boyfriend for translating ""mucho"" for me It means a lot"

"So pokemon go is now just as popular as tinder. Both are apps where you swipe to find monsters in your area."

"What's the only thing worse than a third Bush as president? A first Trump as president."

"I don't always talk to West Point graduates... ...but when I do, I ask for a side of fries."

"I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me."

"I put as much effort into life... As the guy who named the sleeping bag"

"There is no such thing as an antique car. An antique car is a horse."

"Have anyone heard that band The Prevention? They are WAY better than The Cure."

"Went for ""a walk"" today, like some kind of prehistoric moron."