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Joke of the Day

"Woman on the Drive-Thru Speaker: Will there be anything else? Me: We just met."

"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."

"Did you hear why Clippy stopped posting on reddit? He got .docxed."

"Damn girl are you a pet rock? Because I want you in my butt."

"What do you call a woman with no clitoris ? What ever you want. She isn't going to come."

"so embarrassing when u think u nailed the big interview and it turns out he was interviewing the guy behind u the whole time"

"I went camping yesterday and... It was in tents! BAZINGAAA LMFAO I die when I thought of this good joke BAZINGA x1000"

"Some people here are a mite sensitive. Fell asleep during a pleasant DM chat and now I'm blocked. Didn't know I snored that loudly."

"Riddle me this Which does not belong: * Nipple clamps * Soy * Vibrator Answer: The nipple clamps, the other two are meat substitutes."

"Wanna hear a joke? Two men are about to have a duel and Man #1 tells Man #2 to draw his blade! Well Man #2 takes out some charcoal and papyrus and begins to draw a picture of his sword."