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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"

"By a show of Hans, how many of you are German?"

"How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves? They Rocked their doors."

"HOW DO I CONVINCE EVERYONE THAT I'M NOT UPSET SOMEONE STOLE MY CAPS LOCK KEY?"

"Remember those days when using ""protection"" meant wearing your helmet?"

"Woman of my dreams My wife asked this morning, ""How come you don't wake up with an erection?"" I replied, ""Because you're the woman of my dreams."""

"When my wife picks a restaraunt that I don't like, I just say ""oh yeah, that's where that really cute girl works"". Problem solved."

"Pallbearers are Dead Lifters"

"Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania? Because all his other wives support Hilary"

"Bill Cosby likes pudding his dick where it doesn't belong."