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Joke of the Day
"So I was going by this farm the other day... and I was like, hay."
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"How do you outsmart a chicken? By thinking outside the bawks."
"A racist joke What is the difference between a pizza and a black guy? A pizza can feed a family of four."
"[NSFW] What's the worst thing about...? ....getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger. *Yet another Australian pub joke*"
"If the police police police police, who polices the police police? Police police police police police police."
"After retiring from the sport, a snooker player takes up camera work... The director gets a shock when he tells him to make sure his cues are good or he might as well shove them up his backside."
"What's better than a Kike on a Pike? Two Kikes on a Pike!"
"I started a band call 999 megabytes We haven't got a gig yet."
"Knock Knock... Knock knock Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No need to cry, it's only a joke."
"Have you guys had the new Lance Armstrong Trail Mix? There's only one nut in the bag."