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"How do you count cows? With a cowculator."
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"What is the oldest joke we have on record? (X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/what_is_the_oldest_joke_we_have_on_record/"
"How do you know when you're too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener"
"Dating tip: if you want a girl to hold you tight, start pushing her off a cliff."
"What's an American's favourite day of the week? Fryday."
"What do spinach and butt sex have in common? If you were forced to have them as a kid, you probably won't like them as an adult."
"why couldn't the imperial guard sniff out the money trail in skyrim? because of a deviated septim"
"How can Peter Pan fly? You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter."
"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot you racist."
"Sure, white people can't say the n-word, but.... At least we can say, ""Hey dad"" and ""Thanks for the warning officer."""