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Joke of the Day
"Dating tip: if you want a girl to hold you tight, start pushing her off a cliff."
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"Blizzards are like sex it's really fun while it's happening but afterwards there's a lot of white stuff laying around that no one knows what to do with"
"Who is the hottest female tennis player among the corns. Anna **Corn**ikova!"
"My girlfriend said if this get 100 upvotes , we'll try anal. So please don't vote, her strap-on is huge and it really scares me."
"I found my dad sniffing my sister's underwear. It wouldn't have been that awkward had she not been wearing them at the time."
"Relationship between men and women is psychological. She is psycho and he is logical."
"Now that it's abandoned nudes, I hope Playboy goes with its other major brand identity and becomes a magazine about a very fancy rabbit."
"What do you call someone who's great at everything? A good-for-nothing."
"Sadly,the man who invented the raffle has passed away. R.I.P Tom Bola."
"hanging out at the pet store, teaching all the birds cuss words"