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Joke of the Day

"Just saved a bunch of money on my Glenn from The Walking Dead Halloween costume by not showering for a month."

"bungee jumping A kid walks up to his mom and asks, Mom, can I go bungee jumping? The mom says No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!"

"You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"There are 2 kinds of people in this world: 1. People who aren't good with numbers"

"Q: What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level? A: Pencil-in."

"I tried convincing my melon-loving girlfriend to run away with me. But she told me she Cantaloupe."

"Blue live in New Delhi Blue : One Love... Crowd : Dhadkan Kahe... Blue : ???..."

"How much calcium is in a kiss? Enough to make a bone hard."

"Women don't make good meteorologists because they're never wrong"

"Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look! Folsom: You couldn't be!"