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Joke of the Day

"What do spinach and butt sex have in common? If you were forced to have them as a kid, you probably won't like them as an adult."

"What mouse has two legs? Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs?"

"[Very Racist] What is the difference between a black person and a bench? One can support a family of four."

"You know what I'd say to the victims of the Russia-Ukraine conflict? Crimea River"

"Closing a browser window when someone walks by my computer is the most Pavlovian thing that I do."

"I feel quite light today. Pounds aren't what they used to be."

"When i was young my mom used to put food on the spoon.. and sing ""train is coming, train is coming""... I'd always eat cause i knew if i didn't, she wouldn't untie me from the railway line."

"I work 24/7 - which is about 3.42 hours."

"Knock knock. Whose there? Doctor. Doctor who? Oh. You watch that show too?"

"How do you get a horse out of jail? Hay bail."