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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle? Because it had more cents"
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"Got run over by a limo today Took fucking ages"
"""Morning sickness"" should also be used to describe the hatred of waking up in the morning. ""Sorry I was rude. I had morning sickness."""
"did Darwin predict butterflies would then evolve into tattoos?"
"There once was... There once was a woman with dementia and she"