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Joke of the Day
"Working on my new book, ""How to Get Through Life Without Reading."""
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"Two ladies meet up for coffee... The first lady asks if she came on the bus. The other replies, ""Yes, but I made it look like an asthma attack."" (I work in a hospital, a patient told me this.)"
"I really hate pretzels Some would even say I'm Anti-Anne's"
"What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment !"
"What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer? A hole in Juan"
"Idea: a neck tattoo that depicts a man having an unsuccessful job interview because of his neck tattoo"
"My wife's a terrible cook, she can never get her sauces right! But I've stuck with her, through thick and thin."
"WHY DID THE PRISONER TYPE IN ALL UPPERCASE? THEY WERE SENTENCED TO CAPITAL PUNISHMENT."
"I got stung by an applebee and now I'm going into bananaphylactic shock."
"What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do? Circuit training."