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Joke of the Day
"How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors? Through ex-spear-i-mints."
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"Did you know that Samsung also manufacture hangar ships? Must be because of all their ports left Open. (l8 to the party i know)"
"That moment when you leave a store but don't buy anything, and you're telling yourself, ""act natural, you're innocent."""
"What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane? Ground beef"
"What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito? M'laria"
"Girlfriend told me she wants me to pull her hair , but apparently not while she's driving. Girls are weird."
"Why reddit is a murderer. Because it killed me battery"
"What if Toyota's problems with sticky accelerators were traced back to a pedalmaker who forgot to wash his hands after eating a honey bun?"
"Everybody always says they want a fairytale wedding, but when I show up and curse their newborn, suddenly I'm a jerk."
"What do you call a blind deer? No-eye deer. What do you call a blind deer with no legs? *Still* no-eye deer."