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Joke of the Day
"From my Dad: I never did get around to paying for my exorcism So now I've been repossessed."
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"What's in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called ""herpes"" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts."
"What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch? Namaste."
"How do Jews fight? With JewJitsu"
"Failed my Politics exam. ""Describe the role that India plays in the modern world"". Apparently ""Tech Support"" is not the correct answer."
"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying ""BACH BACH BACH"""
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alter boy."
"Whats a Mexican's Favorite Sport? Cross Country"
"I am Harvard Law graduate and interim CEO of reddit Ellen Pao. AMA"
"New Band I recently started a new band: We have to play every song in a certain order and we all have to be symmetrical on stage. We're called OC/DC."