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Joke of the Day
"It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today... And that's just for the alcohol."
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"I would submit a chemistry joke But all the chemistry jokes argon"
"Women are like concrete.. You've gotta keep 'em wet and moving 'til you're done laying it."
"Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars? He'd get it."
"My dog used to chase people on a bike It got so bad I had to take away his bike.."
"At this point, it's kind of embarrassing if your pet isn't a YouTube sensation."
"I asked my girlfriend if she wanted 5 guys for lunch. She told me she's never tried 5 guys, but she's done 4."
"YOLO You Only Love Owls."
"Why did Hitler suicide? He got the gas bill"
"DAD: You're adapted. SCREENPLAY: What?!"