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Joke of the Day

"Rules for a happy relationship 1. The wife is always right. 2. If the wife is wrong, see rule number 1. i know it's an old joke but it's my favorite"

"Why is Santas sack so big? Because he only comes once a year"

"What were the last words of king Laius? ""Mother fucker."""

"Did you hear about all the Hamburgers that showed up at the Hot Dogs' prom? They were in abundance."

"Odd numbers bother me. Except 75. 75 you're ok."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, Kim Jong has a short one, Mickey Mouse's isn't human, the Pope doesn't use his, and Cher doesn't have one. What is it? Last Names"

"I asked a female moderator why I couldn't post images on r/jokes... ""I have a boyfriend!"""

"What's the difference between A pope and THE pope? bout tree fiddy."

"How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures? Someone is lying."

"El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive. I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth."