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Joke of the Day
"How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently? Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards."
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"Women - What is the similarity between women and garbagebags? - You fill them up and toss them out the door!"
"What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner? ""I ain't no chive, Turkey."""
"Considering how badly Asians drive, I got to thinking. Maybe Pearl Harbor was an accident."
"New years eve. An evening of fun, alcohol, laughter,, family, and friends Or at least that's what it could have been if you weren't sat here browsing reddit"
"Obi-wan: You don't have a shot with Padme. Anakin: Don't underestimate my charm. *stares at her creepily for the rest of the movie*"
"Huffington Post says all that passive aggressive behavior can harm your marriage. In other obvious news, water is wet and the sun is hot."
"Particle physics joke The bartender yells, ""We don't serve your kind here!"" A tachyon walks into a bar."
"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer in World War 2? A: Ash"
"What kind of doctors are like spiders ? Spin doctors !"