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Joke of the Day

"I am a good dancer.hilarious one. Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"If her weight ends in ounces she's too young for you bro"

"You should all be proud if me, guys. I got a designated driver for tonight. He's my nephew, and he's six, but he's drank way less than me."

"If you love Christmas so much... *Why don't you merry it?*"

"What do you call an 83 year old black man? Dick Gregory"

"A dog will never borrow money from you, and that's why he's man's best friend."

"I cut my finger on a beer can last night. Now I know how Julius Caesar felt when he was betrayed by his best friend."

"Why do midgets make bad parents? Cause they struggle to put food on the table"

"They had 3D HD in the 60s only it was a lot cheaper and called LSD."

"Have you guys seen the Hitler biopic starring Mike Tyson? I just watched it and I don't think Mike really got his character down. He kept saying he hated juice."