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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross Tesla and Thomas Edison? A Kick-ass band"
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"Why do they call them ""S'mores""? Because you always want another one!"
"What was Boaz like before he got married? Ruthless."
"What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? The kind that's always shooting his mouth off."
"I wish Facebook would notify me when people deleted me, that way I could like it"
"When Ted Cruz kisses a baby, its parents have to throw it out and start over."
"A survey shows that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.."
"What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."
"What's the difference between an Afghan Military Base and a Pakistani School? I don't know, I just fly the drone."
"Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine."