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Joke of the Day

"How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse? When they blow, you got no power!!"

"Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman? Because he was a VI KING."

"List of Extremely Stupidly Funny Jokes Comment the stupidest, funniest joke you know!"

"Why should I submit a joke today? Because today's April full!"

"All I got my wife for her birthday was a mirror. That'll show her who's boss."

"KFC CD Our local KFC was giving away CDs today, 'the Best of KFC'. Wasn't expecting much but it's finger clicking good!"

"My pics are real. I don't use any filters. I don't even use coffee filters. I eat coffee straight outta the container like a man"

"BROKEN CAGE Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: ""Cheap, cheap!"""

"summer is the worst time of the year to turn goth what the shit was i thinking"

"A motorist ran into a shop. ""Do you own a black and white cat?"" he asked. ""No"" replied the manager. ""Oh dear"" said the motorist ""I must have run over a nun."""